Also, he could save the lives of peoplewho are choking by lubing their throats with his LONG RANGE SPUNKILES!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05,
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It would almost be funnier if he fought crime and saved lives by jizzing into people's eyes / mouths but had no super powers.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:55,
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