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# I say Llanelli as lan-ell-ee to annoy the welsh.
Nobody calls Paris 'Paree' or Barcelona 'Barthelona', why should I have to expend effort going 'Klllrgh'? Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I say Paree and Barthelona.
But only if I am speaking French or Spanish respectively.

If not I call them stupid smelly foreign places!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Yeah! Abroad's a nice enough place, but it's full of foreigners!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Try:
'Scheveningen'

That foxes most Brit-folk.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I'll just shorten it to ning.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Yeah, but that's in Flevoland...
You'd get awfully lost.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nigngigngngngnongles, Zeltder!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# ^ needs more CAPITALS
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# No, I don't understand the point you're trying to make.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# My legal people will be in touch.
Don't you worry.

Edit: Actually, just move on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# The prosecution rests.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Nonglypoos Tattly!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# *clicks*
Nicely, sir! Sir sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# If I bug you, feel free to ignore me instead of making snide comments, k?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# oh please....
There's really no need. I'm sorry, ok?

Edit: the same applies, also.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# A cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# or
s'Hertogenbosch...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# "SCHMERGMERMINGEN"
I'll just call it schevje for amusment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I spent 4 hours driving around Dolgellau
asking people where doll-ger-low was. None of them knew.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# never mind that shite
was trying to get to stoke once

"Where's stoke"
"stoke?"
"yeah, stoke?"
"stoke?"
"yeah.."
"oh you mean STOAYHKE"

bah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)