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[challenge entry] Ye olde greyhound

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(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# T'would be far more comfortable
fecking National Express and their fucking "nightclub" bus with neon lights and KissFm on the radio at 4 in the fucking morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I had to catch a NE bus at 5am a few weeks back
miserable sod didnt want to get my bag out of the hold when we got to Heathrow. Would it have have been so rude to tell heim to get off his fat arse and do some work?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It would have been more than he deserved
you should have kicked him in the crotch and nicked the bus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I was going to
but my mother always told me to listen to my heart, and not the voices in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum..
Hmmm, not sure about that advice, actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Mine goes Lub-dub
apart from at the moment, I have a lub but no dub...and my left arm feels numb...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You might want to make your way to the nearest Accident and Emergency department...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)