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# How can you deny their lyrical genius,
with such deep philosophical classic lines as 'She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah'?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAYAYAYAAAND
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# OBLA DI OBLA CUNTING FUCKING DA MOTHER FUCKERS
 
I mostly like Beatles songs when performed by other artists

such as the Breeders' "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
Foetus' "I am the Walrus"
Butthole Surfers' "Come Together"
Mötley Crüe’s "Helter Skelter"
that whole Laibach album, "Let it Be"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Wheels have been set in motion
to do Paul McCartney for crimes against humanity before he carks it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# even "When I'm Sixty-Four" gives me the shits.
 
but Wings should earn him the death penalty alone
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# When I get older, losing my hair
many years from now

No, it's now NOW you old cunt and NO I WON'T SEND YOU A FUCKING VALENTINE STOP STALKING ME

"Wonderful Christmas Time" or whatever he called it alone justifies hanging. When I was about 17 it was played ceaselessly in the snooker club at home. Drove me bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)