FUCK OFF
Michael Winner once raped my cat, and now I can't see a picture of him without hideous flashbacks. EVERYONE ON HERE KNOWS THAT.
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boris the spider,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:53,
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Your cat once did experiments on me which infringed on my personal dignity,
so it deserved it.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 17:31,
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