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# hey guys...not been on here in AGES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# b3ta is pretty dead
I'm sure there are nazis out there, but I'm not sure anyone gives that much of a fuck.

That said, DUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# duck
Goose?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# don't mind if I do
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# like
Katie Price craves publicity
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# fuck-all changed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I can't/can believe that the Star made the headline today that she may have said to someone she may shave her head like Britney.
I believe the Sun managered the news breaking headline that Amy Winehouse had a boob job.

Forerunning news the pair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I thought Winehouse was dead
Maybe she is and she just hasn't realised yet.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# the boob-job was to stop people looking at her face
and dying of fright
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# They are padding her back out
one part at a time
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# They're injecting her with foam insulation

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# snug and warm for winter then
will reduced her heating bill
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Nein - Zey are all out
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# 53 degrees north by 21 west
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# You win a tin of Lidl beans!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I can see Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# well that is what you get
for having her hid in your room
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# It's under 100k
Text on a Nothing LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# OMFG
OMFG OMG SATURDAY IS RUINED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# OMFG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# The board Nazis convene on Tuesdays only
for the rest of the week they are Gayshift luvvies - no matter what time of day it is.

Please Read FAQ you cunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# hello maiden
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Just reading your comments below
and noticing a lack of penis gourd
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# PENIS GOURD,PENIS GOURD, PENIS PENIS PENIS GOURD
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ok, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I'm lovely and I'm on holiday
or at least holiday away from work for 2 weeks :)

Hello Mr Horrible - and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# marvellous
I am quite good thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# haha
19 year old lazy bastard.......get a job:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# i'm 21 now!
and i have a job...in a bar...


but a BUSY bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Better a BUSY bar than a RUSTY bar
that wouldn't be anykind of job I know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Could be a BUSTY bar though
That'd be better than either.

Or a BUSY BUSTY bar.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# god i wish for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# BUSY with people who look like this?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# i wouldnt mind....this is all i'd see!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Tunnel vision
you should get that checked out by a professional
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It has to be said
that I'd *try* and make that all that I'd see. But my eyes would keep flipping to the happy smile above. And then I'd have to run to the toilet. For a quick vomit. And a line of coke.

And a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Better BUSTY than RUSTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Sounds like something said in an American catfight
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yo mamma soooo fat...

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# FUCK OFF
Michael Winner once raped my cat, and now I can't see a picture of him without hideous flashbacks. EVERYONE ON HERE KNOWS THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Your cat once did experiments on me which infringed on my personal dignity,
so it deserved it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Text on a...um...text?
and 0.39kb? Don't we have minimum file sizes?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)