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# I am the Puppet King!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Master, Master, where's the dream that I've been after?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I heard someone was letting you have a child
how did you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# A couple of roofies
and someone elses spunk in a turkey baster
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Please call your child
Sunset Beach Box

P.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# OK, if it's a boy
If it's a girl I'm going for Spunk Upmy Dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# And people say there's a decline in good parenting in this day and age.
It's good to know some of the old values are still in use, like child baiting and vicious nomenclature.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I really am going to give it a stupid name
when Mrs Box isn't looking. Perhaps Houpla Panowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# middle names are the place for silliness
Introducing the Rt Hon. Sir Phillip Nigga Please Trumpty Bus-Stop Smith

and his lovely wife Jane Tittyfuckingsonofabitch Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Congratulations
when are you having it
And can i have first dibs?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# you are SO sick
but funny with it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# your name changing is perplexing me
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'm pretending to be rob
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue400/

*takes off hat and glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# that would be funnier in 4 weeks time
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# January
If I don't like it I'll post it up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'll swap you it for mine if you want, I've broken her now
you might find some use though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Once thet get too big
I use them for cleaning chimneys and coal mining and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I use them as bait for younger children
I'm going to have to go, if i keep posting here, i'm going to hit 20k and I'll have to show yous all my knob. Again. And i haven't washed it. It's still covered in blood
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)