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# I drew a fucking cat becuase i want attention


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(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# but it's a great car
Noon 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# HAI INTERNET FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Oh hai pixel-buddy
all well in Dum (do you want )fries? (with that)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
Leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I don't know
I've no windows

Any one in Leeds tell me what it's like out there?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Shit.
As usual.

Actually the weather's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# can you see the weather
past the piles of bin bags and rats?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# they are now up to the roof
it smells like ash trays
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm clicking nothing
at least until I've seen the MD go back to his office.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I thought you were the MD
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I am the Puppet King!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Master, Master, where's the dream that I've been after?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I heard someone was letting you have a child
how did you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# A couple of roofies
and someone elses spunk in a turkey baster
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Please call your child
Sunset Beach Box

P.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# OK, if it's a boy
If it's a girl I'm going for Spunk Upmy Dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# And people say there's a decline in good parenting in this day and age.
It's good to know some of the old values are still in use, like child baiting and vicious nomenclature.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I really am going to give it a stupid name
when Mrs Box isn't looking. Perhaps Houpla Panowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# middle names are the place for silliness
Introducing the Rt Hon. Sir Phillip Nigga Please Trumpty Bus-Stop Smith

and his lovely wife Jane Tittyfuckingsonofabitch Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Congratulations
when are you having it
And can i have first dibs?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# you are SO sick
but funny with it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# your name changing is perplexing me
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'm pretending to be rob
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue400/

*takes off hat and glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# that would be funnier in 4 weeks time
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# January
If I don't like it I'll post it up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'll swap you it for mine if you want, I've broken her now
you might find some use though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Once thet get too big
I use them for cleaning chimneys and coal mining and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I use them as bait for younger children
I'm going to have to go, if i keep posting here, i'm going to hit 20k and I'll have to show yous all my knob. Again. And i haven't washed it. It's still covered in blood
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oui
Le chat est très blanc
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Or you
www.b3ta.com/board/9747314

Fight amongst yourselves
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha sorry fella
what you see above is about the upper limit of my foreign language skills. After that I resort to the universal language of SHOUTING SLOWLY and pointing.

But I do like the idea of making stuff like that and leaving it around places, I will support you in that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# i will take photographs
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# You've got my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# stick it up your cunt
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# How about I cunt your face in the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# where's the cocking newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Don't tell me I never give you owt
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue399/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# you never....
oh wait- you gave me bad aids once
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# that's last week's
you PHONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I'm not giving you any attention.
I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# LIES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# What's the cat fucking?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# This I like
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# This is a normal post

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# My cat would kick the shit out of your cat
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Not sure if there would be much kicking going on
Both cats have very underdeveloped legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# no, mine just has an overdeveloped everything else
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *microwaves your cat*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Dude, rad cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# THNX
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# DANCE CAT DANCE!
goddammit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Oh bloody hell it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)