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# I'm not a zoologist
but obviously work with loads of them, so i'm always worth a go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# OK, it's come to my attention
that there is a family of lemurs called the gentle lemurs, and another family of lemurs called the sportive lemurs. What I want to know is, are these lemurs named after their behaviour? Are most lemurs more vicious than the gentle lemurs, and are the sportive lemurs particularly good at sports, or what?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I have it on sound scientific authority the latter are exceptional at baseball
which concludes my highly detailed and thorough scientific explanation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Thank you for extinguishing my burning thirst for knowledge.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It's a misnomer
They like to steal people's cameras and photo albums, so they always have a lot of pitchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I imagine that when the sportive lemur family pass the gentle lemur family on the street they mutter offensive things
and the gentle lemur family keep thinking about reporting the sportive lemurs to the lemur authorities, but never quite get it together.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# It's a curious choice of name
I will ask someone tomorrow as to why!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)