My favourite is the guy who tuts 'There's a girlfriend of ours who works in there, oi 'spect she's dead'.
Mind you most things sound hilarious when said with a strong West-Country accent.
Bill Bailley is a good example of this. Justin Lee Collins bucks the trend.
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No, but some guy managed to break his neck trying to fix his roof the next day.
He survived though. Eejit.
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