Or at least don't be me, standing right next to my boss while he does this, wearing a sailor cap because I myself was firing off a flare gun, drunk, not giving enough consideration to how long it takes flares to burn out, say, once they land on a building
across the street.
By the way, I don't know how to use Fireworks.
Best 4th of July ever, though.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:49,
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You arrived late to the party
and just after I'd considered and then rejected the idea of changing my original post to say, "ALSO: if you've ever had unprotected anal intercourse with one of your grandparents, post an amusing story about fireworks below".
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 19 Oct 2009, 5:08,
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