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# I did this with my mate's fiancée, just before I was his best man. They'd been together 5 years. Sitting with her in a cafe, dog rings, I answer, it's another mate:
Him: 'Alright, Vagabond - what are you up to?'

Me: 'Oh I'm just in a caff at the moment with ... with ... with ... er ... *whine* with ... '

Her: 'IT'S MELISSA, VAGABOND!!'

Me: *whine*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# you're mates with a dog who phones people?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# "You know. Her with the face."

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I was only moments away from saying that.
She's never really forgiven me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah, but who cares what complete strangers think?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# in't aspergers brillliant!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *'spergs*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)