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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Looks like sexy times have finally fallen upon us

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I hope something sexy happens

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# here's some sexy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Time for one of my sexy parties
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Can I come?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# You wait until the plastic sheeting is down.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You're no fun any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# The very fact this exists
is wrong and right all at the same time. It's its own yin and yang.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
A few years ago I completely forgot the word for porcupine. It was most strange. I knew there was an animal a bit like a big hedgehog, but I couldn't remember what it was called.

This went on for days. In the end I think I had to look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Did you do a facepalm?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I think I probably did
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I once forgot the name of a work colleague I sat next to for 3 years.
I just went up to him and said "Hi. Erm. What is your name again?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I keep forgetting the word "capon"

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# What word?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# The word for a castrated adult rooster.
I had it written down here a minute ago :(
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I keep forgetting the word . . .
. . . dammit! I forgot again.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I did this with my mate's fiancée, just before I was his best man. They'd been together 5 years. Sitting with her in a cafe, dog rings, I answer, it's another mate:
Him: "Alright, Vagabond - what are you up to?"

Me: "Oh I'm just in a caff at the moment with ... with ... with ... er ... *whine* with ... "

Her: "IT'S MELISSA, VAGABOND!!"

Me: *whine*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# you're mates with a dog who phones people?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# "You know. Her with the face."

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I was only moments away from saying that.
She's never really forgiven me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah, but who cares what complete strangers think?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# in't aspergers brillliant!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *'spergs*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I remember when..something something
[amusing anecdote]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# i remember...
actually, no i don't

morning peeps
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hate it when that happens
it's getting more common too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ^This
And I'm still young! I have no hope D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# and fetch the steel condoms!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Porcupines make for surprisingly sensitive lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# well at least it comes with toothpicks...
ace stuff, Mr OP!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# you must be e-chid-na-ing
doesnt work does it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# haha
ficking arabs, they should enunciate. no wonder the waiter got it wrong...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# He must like it dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)