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# Various news and weather services disagree
Sometimes we appear in the middle of the country, other times we're welsh, a suburb of birmingham, or walking distance from Nelson's Column.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Whereas in reality you are all of those at once.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I thought it was closer to London
Inspector Morse must have travelled at Warp 9, "Lewis, i'm off to London" and *BAM*, he's there in no time.

How dare TV lie to me...what next? Films? Films such as "Prince of Thieves" have taught me that you can get from Dover to Nottingham in a day by horseback.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# you can
if the horse is on the back of a flatbed doing 65 up the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# HA! Now that would be a Costner film worth seeing
"Dances with DEATH"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# clinging on for dear life...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)