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Really, I just wanted somewhere to be a vicious internet cunt, and that poor man deleted his thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Ace!
My in-laws live in Oxfordshire. Contrary to popular belief, they are not dragons.

Therefore I can confirm this graphic to be true.

Near the top: www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Good lord, you can look at deleted threads?
I've wasted so much time...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# It helps if you posted in it
You can look at your own posts and locate the deleted thread thataways.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^This
Morning Tribs!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Morning Soulipoos
You causing trouble again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Of course not! :D
I'm actually about to head off though, have a good rest of the morning (I'll probably be back in 40 minutes though)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# You can also continue to post in them

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# You can say what you want, but that is some expert flouncing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# what you want, but that is some expert flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Zerodin still wins the flounce trophy though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Zerodin?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ah, yes!
The too brown guy.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :) That's some good flounce there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Edmund just beat him... He's renamed his account to "yourcunts!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Zerodin used to actually post things like a proper /board member though
which I think adds to the drama of his flounce. This Edmund-come-lately has only posted 4 messages.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hmmm, you make an excellent point....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Edmund's flounce felt contrived.
As though every moment since he joined had been careful preparation leading up to the flounce as the culmination of his work here. 3/10.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# b3ta can get a little getting used to
When I first dared to enter, I almost flounced off too after an unnecessary flaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *awards golden flounce award*
also, Dixon seems to be gone
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24132
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# bloody hell.. what's happening to b3ta??
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# errr...
its cos your all cunts!
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# waitaminutenow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Both Dixon and Earl Otterby deleted their accounts.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# EO, too?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Both Dixon and Earl Otterby deleted their accounts.
weren't you listening?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ah... EO has buggered off, but not deleted:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=34966
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Aha.
He told he he deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# someone must have farted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I think Early was getting a bit of a hard time on here
He is a delicate thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Really? Ah crap... I don't think I've seen him do much to warrant any kind of flaming...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# how does one actually do that?
mail rob?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# posting lots of hardcore porn and images of death and mutilation might get you kicked...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Oh maaaaan, I always miss the flouncing!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Needs more brown.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I can't believe you always miss the flouncing! Why doesn't anybody just put in more effort?
And then they come bitching at it afterwards.
"Oh maaaaan, I always miss the flouncing!"

"Oh maaaaan, I always miss the flouncing!"

"Oh maaaaan, I always miss the flouncing!"

That's it, I'm deleting my account.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# We need a /flounce board

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# There's /talk....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# yay youve bullied a new person until they leave hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Alan Carr
i once growled at alan carr in morrisons, and he went red and minced off. He looked pretty scared.

i thoguht it was hillarious.

I felt bad later after watching his live DVD as i thought it was quite good.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Don't think I've ever been to Oxfordshire
so can't comment on its dragonless status.

And the deleted thread still exists...
www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
Like being ian bothams son gives you the right to comandear all the balls!?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I don't like this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'm sorry
is there anything in particular you would like me to change?
(aside from the deplorable lack of quality)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# yea how about putting scotland back on it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# It's a map of England.
Scotland does not, as a rule, feature heavily in maps of regions and countried not containing Scotland.

Edit: faeture?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# countried?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ah god christ fuck my spacky fingers
Today typing is not my strong point. Most days, if I'm honest.
I may weep openly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I would also note that Wales does not faeture, either.
But CORNWALL fucking DOES.

CORNWALL - you are in NO WAY an independent region!

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Is that really where Oxfordshire is?
jees i'm pig ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Various news and weather services disagree
Sometimes we appear in the middle of the country, other times we're welsh, a suburb of birmingham, or walking distance from Nelson's Column.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Whereas in reality you are all of those at once.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I thought it was closer to London
Inspector Morse must have travelled at Warp 9, "Lewis, i'm off to London" and *BAM*, he's there in no time.

How dare TV lie to me...what next? Films? Films such as "Prince of Thieves" have taught me that you can get from Dover to Nottingham in a day by horseback.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# you can
if the horse is on the back of a flatbed doing 65 up the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# HA! Now that would be a Costner film worth seeing
"Dances with DEATH"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# clinging on for dear life...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# yup
with its foot squarely on the neck of 'Royal' Berkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# That makes me even more pig ignorant
I spent 3 years at uni in Berkshire, so I really should have learnt where it is. I also had a friend from Oxford.

My dissertation was "Oxfordshire, where it is in relation to the other counties in Britain"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# was your conclusion "NEAR. AND ALSO FAR."?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I wish it had been
I concluded it was down the back of the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# His account
is still there
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Ah but now its called "yourcunts!"
He's still amusing us after all this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I don't know what he has against our cunts though

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I think he's making a philosophical point
when we look at him, we do not see him. We see our own cunts reflected back at us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Jesus.
It's like I've had my eyes closed my entire life and I've suddenly opened them and seen the world for the first time.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# and it's all cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Yay
Though I live in Gloucestercestershire now.
I can confirm dragons be here.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)