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# Let's divide restaurants broadly into two categories; shit restaurants and unshit restaurants.
Shit restaurants do shit chips by definition, unshit restaurants attempt to their own fancy thing with chips and end up making them shit. There are no restaurants that do good chips. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Chippies being the exception that proves the rule.
Unless you're in the south of course. Southern chippies are foreign and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Even chinese takeaways can't get chips right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# "Even" :)
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# Anyone who goes to a chinese takeaway for chips is either an idiot or has inadeqate local takeaway facilities.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Saying that
My local chinese did the best chips and curry ever. Until they got taken over by another chinese family.

Who don't know how to make chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# The best chips I had were in Warrington of all places.
The Village Hotel does some fine home-made chips. They cost a fortune, but the company was paying, so I care not a jot.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)