Of course, it could be a midget
A really small midget and a tiny train and just a normal sized cock.
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newintown,
Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20,
archived)
It is clearly the cock of the Gaint Gozlamen, removed by his arch rivel B'lennos
after their legendary battle at Krikenin.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22,
archived)