A large proportion of the stuff I get sent is too big for my letterbox.And despite the fact that my nearest sorting office is about 500 meters down the road, apparantly I'm in a different area so all of my parcels get returned to an office 2 miles away. And since it's only open in the morning and the traffic is horrific I then have to wake up nearly an hour earlier before work to get my parcels.
At least the parcel force man shows some initiative and boots my parcels over the fence.
(At least the parcel force man shows some initiative and boots my parcels over the fence.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:00,
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Also one time my girlfriend's mother sent her a letter with a toothbrush in it.Because the toothbrush was too thick to go through their gayass little testing slot they then returned it to their sorting office and I had to drive to collect it, pay the 9 pence difference in price because of the thickness issue plus a 1 quid 50 fucking administration fee.
Cunts.
(Cunts.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:03,
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Buy smaller dildos in future!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:05,
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