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[challenge entry] sorry.

From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Ouch, paper cuts.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I read this as paper cunts.
This is what paper cuts should be known as, because of their cuntish nature.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
But we should appreciate the Royal Mail, they work long underpaid hours to make sure we get our little red and white bits of card.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# And every other thing that you get sent ever
for only 39p.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# my last shipment of solid lead weights certainly cost a bit more than that.
And it poisoned me. Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Depending where they came from,
I bet they were still cheaper than the petrol/flight cost.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I already had them at my house
then decided to post them to myself in a lapse of lead addled madness. So it cost a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# A large proportion of the stuff I get sent is too big for my letterbox.
And despite the fact that my nearest sorting office is about 500 meters down the road, apparantly I'm in a different area so all of my parcels get returned to an office 2 miles away. And since it's only open in the morning and the traffic is horrific I then have to wake up nearly an hour earlier before work to get my parcels.
At least the parcel force man shows some initiative and boots my parcels over the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Also one time my girlfriend's mother sent her a letter with a toothbrush in it.
Because the toothbrush was too thick to go through their gayass little testing slot they then returned it to their sorting office and I had to drive to collect it, pay the 9 pence difference in price because of the thickness issue plus a 1 quid 50 fucking administration fee.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Buy smaller dildos in future!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# bleedin'hell!!!!!....now for the backlog

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Is that a famous person snorting drug?
It looks like Harry Enfield....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# it's a SAUSAGE!........he's run outta coke:(
*not Harry as far as I know:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahahhahaha fucK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# ha!
quality. my christmas pudding sixpences havent turned up yet. hope they dont come like this.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)