i had a dream last nightand this is real (in the sense that i actually had the dream)
that arnold schwarzenegger was the captain of some kind of huge ship, i think maybe a space ship, and he was in maybe the lounge or control room, sitting in a chair, and he had an assistant, a woman in an apron, who was picking up giant ants, almost as big as she was, and placing them into a shrinking machine. and inside the shrinking machine was a miniature version of the same assistant, who was picking up the now regular ant-sized giant ants and putting them into a long, thin, clear tube, which curled around and around out into the room and into arnold schwarzenegger's mouth, where he ate them by the thousands. the tube was absolutely packed with shrunken gigantic ants, and his favorites were the red ones, because they had a mildly pleasant hallucinogenic quality. then, suddenly, it was me eating the ants out of the tube, and i started choking and vomiting ants, and they were all crawling around in my mouth, and i looked out at how many ants were still coming through the tube, and one of the assistants said, 'about 80% of the rest of the ants are red ones!'
one of the most awful dreams i've ever had.
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Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:42,
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that arnold schwarzenegger was the captain of some kind of huge ship, i think maybe a space ship, and he was in maybe the lounge or control room, sitting in a chair, and he had an assistant, a woman in an apron, who was picking up giant ants, almost as big as she was, and placing them into a shrinking machine. and inside the shrinking machine was a miniature version of the same assistant, who was picking up the now regular ant-sized giant ants and putting them into a long, thin, clear tube, which curled around and around out into the room and into arnold schwarzenegger's mouth, where he ate them by the thousands. the tube was absolutely packed with shrunken gigantic ants, and his favorites were the red ones, because they had a mildly pleasant hallucinogenic quality. then, suddenly, it was me eating the ants out of the tube, and i started choking and vomiting ants, and they were all crawling around in my mouth, and i looked out at how many ants were still coming through the tube, and one of the assistants said, 'about 80% of the rest of the ants are red ones!'
one of the most awful dreams i've ever had.
i knowusually i forget most of my dreams right away, but this one is completely sticking with me. i can still see the assistants, and the tube. and the ANTS!
i think it might be the strangest dream i've ever had. and i've had a lot of really weird ones.
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Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:49,
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i think it might be the strangest dream i've ever had. and i've had a lot of really weird ones.
you must conquer this dreamby eating ants
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:55,
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i don't know where i'd find that many giant antsmuch less a shrinking machine
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Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00,
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eat ordinary-sized antsand pretend they've been pre-shrunk
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00,
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i learned from the movie "oldboy"that lonely people dream of ants.
maybe i should cut to the chase and start eating lonely people.
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Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:03,
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maybe i should cut to the chase and start eating lonely people.
it would certainly stop them being lonelyand you'd be doing your bit to help overpopulation
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Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:06,
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this means you have passed the test.watch out for a man in a gold suit, and a silver fedora.
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Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:46,
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