Watership DownThe rabbits were all sit at the rabbit hole.
'Yay we have made a new home!' say Bigwig.
Suddenly, a cement mixer drive down the road and a filling in of the rabbit hole.
'BOO HOO!' say Fiver, 'Is much of destroy our hole!! Now we must dig new one!'
So the rabbits all got a shovels and digged at the ground.
Suddenly, a hole appeared.
'YAY!' say the Rabbits, 'WE HAVE MADE A NEW HOLE!'
But suddenly, the cement mixer reappeared and made cement to the hole.
The rabbits had had enough, they jump onto the cement mixer.
'Oh no!' say the driver, 'I can no see! NO GOOD!'
And the cement mixer to crash into a tree and the forest went on fire.
('Yay we have made a new home!' say Bigwig.
Suddenly, a cement mixer drive down the road and a filling in of the rabbit hole.
'BOO HOO!' say Fiver, 'Is much of destroy our hole!! Now we must dig new one!'
So the rabbits all got a shovels and digged at the ground.
Suddenly, a hole appeared.
'YAY!' say the Rabbits, 'WE HAVE MADE A NEW HOLE!'
But suddenly, the cement mixer reappeared and made cement to the hole.
The rabbits had had enough, they jump onto the cement mixer.
'Oh no!' say the driver, 'I can no see! NO GOOD!'
And the cement mixer to crash into a tree and the forest went on fire.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:59,
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is this "Gronkpan's Engrish Classic Storytime?"If so, I would wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:03,
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I guess I could keep copypasting but I just have to sharewww.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel
This man is a literary genius.
www.fanfiction.net/s/4838241/1/Romeo_and_Juliet
(This man is a literary genius.
www.fanfiction.net/s/4838241/1/Romeo_and_Juliet
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:09,
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Ha ha ha!That dude is fucking awesome!
Snakes on a Plane
In the past history, the Sun made its shining over Antartica, and Antartica was grow the rainforests.
Many snakes were live in the rainforest of Antartica.
"Is good to be Antartica!" say Snakes, as they grow the leaves.
But one day, the sun made a going away, because it got bored as only snakes in Antartica!!!
The Snakes made a waiting for the sun, but no suns made arrival back, and Antartica was doom to grow the ice.
"We do no like an ice grow!!!" say Snakes, and snakes slithered away.
Snakes came to an Airport.
"We want to fly the Plane!" say Snakes, but the Airport refused.
"SNAKES CANNOT PLANE!" shout Airport, "AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!"
The Snakes were sadly at the not plane, and decide to make a going into the cargo boxes.
"Is fun to hide in crate boxes!" say Snakes, as a hide.
The plane made a taking off, and all the snakes in the cargo boxes.
But suddenly, the cargo boxes fell apart and snakes were free to roam the plane.
The people saw at the snakes!!!!!!!!
"NOT A SEEING SNAKES!" shout Snakes, as the people all made a jumping out the window from the Snakes.
"But the not parachute?!" yell the people, as a jump off plane and splat to the ground!!!!!
The Snakes made a sadly, all had jump off plane.
"We have made a scaring people away," say the sadly Snakes.
Suddenly, Samuel L Jackson jumped through the window plane and made a shooting at the snakes!
"I CANNOT SNAKES ALLOW ON THIS TRAIN STATION!!!!!!" shout Samuel L Jackson, as a shooting at Snakes.
"But there is no driver plane!!!!!" say Snakes!
"THERE IS NO PILOT WITHOUT THE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!" scream Plane, as it crash into cliff and into many pieces.
(Snakes on a Plane
In the past history, the Sun made its shining over Antartica, and Antartica was grow the rainforests.
Many snakes were live in the rainforest of Antartica.
"Is good to be Antartica!" say Snakes, as they grow the leaves.
But one day, the sun made a going away, because it got bored as only snakes in Antartica!!!
The Snakes made a waiting for the sun, but no suns made arrival back, and Antartica was doom to grow the ice.
"We do no like an ice grow!!!" say Snakes, and snakes slithered away.
Snakes came to an Airport.
"We want to fly the Plane!" say Snakes, but the Airport refused.
"SNAKES CANNOT PLANE!" shout Airport, "AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!"
The Snakes were sadly at the not plane, and decide to make a going into the cargo boxes.
"Is fun to hide in crate boxes!" say Snakes, as a hide.
The plane made a taking off, and all the snakes in the cargo boxes.
But suddenly, the cargo boxes fell apart and snakes were free to roam the plane.
The people saw at the snakes!!!!!!!!
"NOT A SEEING SNAKES!" shout Snakes, as the people all made a jumping out the window from the Snakes.
"But the not parachute?!" yell the people, as a jump off plane and splat to the ground!!!!!
The Snakes made a sadly, all had jump off plane.
"We have made a scaring people away," say the sadly Snakes.
Suddenly, Samuel L Jackson jumped through the window plane and made a shooting at the snakes!
"I CANNOT SNAKES ALLOW ON THIS TRAIN STATION!!!!!!" shout Samuel L Jackson, as a shooting at Snakes.
"But there is no driver plane!!!!!" say Snakes!
"THERE IS NO PILOT WITHOUT THE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!" scream Plane, as it crash into cliff and into many pieces.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:15,
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This is officially my internet browser for the next week :DThanks for link :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:17,
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Don't you mean rabbis?Edit: Just been on site, these are magic!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:17,
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