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# i never said it was a bad look
i have been known to do the horizontal rumba with a bloke who looks more like timothy claypole than you do
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# did he have a jingly hat?
details, details
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# no
but i made other bits jingle
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# Do you have a chart of Claypoolikeness
and would reaching the top score me an accumbent jig?

*googles jester costumes*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# possibly
it would certainly earn you more sex
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