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# she's got cracking pins
but why do I need to care about her?

Everyone talks about her but I've never heard her sing a note.
Is she the new Amy Whinehouse? Or the new Lady gaga? Or the new Florence and the machine?

and pffftttt and 'my eyes!'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Erm ... Joe, me old china ...
She's fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# she's got a weird face
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I bet you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# she's more the new solo H from Steps
generic, dull, pop music that weirdly gets played on NME TV and MTV2

In other bafflement, having just seen the line up for tonights Buzzcocks, can anyone tell me how Jamelia keeps getting booked to appear on comedy programs?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Is it because she has a habit of slagging off other popstars
thus giving the presenter lots of ammunition to take the piss?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# but what about the non music related quizes she's on
she must have an amazing agent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)