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I dunno, I don't know where I saved the pics of him to make more pics, not just stories :(

*continues campaign of slanderous abuse*

In 1983, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Grand Prix Racing. 'You see,' the terrifying sociopath said, 'there was this fella in a bar one day who sat down in my favourite seat. I found out that his name was Ayrton Senna, and I wanted to find a way that I could off him and no-one would ever suspect me. So I invented Grand Prix and waited. 11 years later, I put a banana skin on the Tamburello corner at Imola.'

'That will teach the bastard for stealing my seat!'

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

**snort**

Should be the Alternate Compo this week. :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

NO!

www.b3ta.com/board/9743596

I am the only one allowed to tell the tales, as I am the only one who knows the truth!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

Well yeah, you'd win

but it'd be like a game of balderdash. People vote for the story they find most believable. Knowing B3tans, it'd be something to do with kittens and battenburg, or a combination of the two...

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

You miss the point.

No-one but me is ALLOWED to tell the stories.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

On pain of what now? :P

Or do you just want the rest of us to be spared the lynching you'll get when M comes back? :o

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

Well he gave me permission,

and I wouldn't want to be the instigator of him becoming a meme when he isn't here to defend himself.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)