In his defenceI went in for a routine operation three years back and contracted an incurable disease when the surgeon left a packet of Jaffa Cakes inside me. They rotted in the end, and I was only given three weeks to live. I died not long afterwards. FUCKING NHS. Now my sad spirit sits at its ghostly keyboard tapping into B3ta.
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boris the spider,
Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10,
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This is a sad story. It is because of mistakes like this that surgeons have now been banned from eating jaffa cakes whilst operating.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:15,
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Too late for me, isn't it?EH?
Are they still allowed to eat hot dogs? With mustard?
(Are they still allowed to eat hot dogs? With mustard?
boris the spider,
Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:19,
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You can't expect them to perform a 2 hour operation without eating anything or drinking alcohol.That's just cruel.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:23,
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you may have a point :(but it's hard not to feel bitter.
especially when they spill some of it down their shirt and it drips into you.
(especially when they spill some of it down their shirt and it drips into you.
boris the spider,
Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25,
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