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# This site is ripe with dark humour. A single girl shouldn't change that.
You can't poke fun at the 3000 people who died on 9/11 and the millions who died in WW2 and then say 1 person is off limits. It's just hypocrisy. Sure it's bad taste but this site is 90% bad taste.
It should be all or nothing (not counting NSFW images). That's b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# OK,
So you have now gone and taken a picture from someone's profile, despite them not being involved in any of this at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# been done
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# boo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Class.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# People use the word "troll" wrong here and should look up its origins.
Just because someone has a humor or opinion different than yours doesn't make them a "troll."
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# But posting stuff they know will get angry, shitty responses does
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You're right in essence.
Pretty much anything goes here, provided there is some semblance of a joke, and if there is a tragic story that you are wishing to pillory, you better be damn sure that it is fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I did a picture of Baby P riding a lime.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No, I really did.
www.b3ta.com/board/9060962
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# i snarned him
i hope that counts, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# what about
CUNT ?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# on the contrary, your current behaviour fits the description perfectly
well done you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# have I missed some exciteLOLs?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Troll being troll gets called a troll whilst trolling. Troll repsonds by being troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# TolLOLS!

or someting, er... maybe TROFLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Well if they all get to wear hats then I'm having one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's always nice to see people enjoying wearing their hats.
This, I feel, is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# shopping other b3tans photos without their permission has always been frowned upon.
decent flouncing though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Putting photos of yourself on B3ta is kind of asking for it though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# yes, that's true
but it's still very much viewed as troll behaviour.

and I just read through that VampirEvil thread, I don't think you were mean at all. You dealt with it rather well. Carry on doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# yay for cocks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
this works very nicely indeed. Good spurt action too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# this is brilliant
it makes me laugh and erect at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I've reach the stage
where I am now spluffing exactly in time with the gear knob
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# yay
double whammy:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
*becomes a "driving instructor"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
r
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# HAHAHAH
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# No one gives a toss about maddie.
It's you being a cunt that people object to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I bow to the kings of all cunts here who taught me all I know.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# oh boo hoo hoo
daddy didn't show you enough attention
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Waa waa waa whinge cry.
Were the big boys mean to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hedgehog might have killed Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Aw the troll doesn't like being a troll, responds by being a troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Oh I see.
We're all Muslim extremists now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Wait? You mean we're NOT muslim extremists?
So why did I have "Death to America" tattooed across my chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Because you're Canadian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# that's mean
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck off troll! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Canadian
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Oh noes, his evil backpack is going to kill her!
I'm sure Hedgehog will enjoy this :)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# posting a picture of another b3tan without their permission is very trollish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# blah sob bitch bah gripe nag fuss
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# spastic says what?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Sphincter?
No, wait! I got that wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ??What the who with a what now???
I just came back, is someone having a flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# very much this
this is what makes b3ta crap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Oo is it one of those days?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkCOjHZBl4 Cheer up everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha! YES :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# HONK
*skiffle* BEEP
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# er, have you seen the FP? there's a maddie post there
But that was funny.

I like you, can't you just drop this and go back to your usual surreal posting?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Are you on the verge
of some sort of nervous breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I like Joilet - leave her aloooooooooooooooooooone
*crys*
*youtubes*
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# autofellatio you see that big magenta cock in the pic you posted
that's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It's not really good form to take someone's pic and deface it like that
You really are a quite nasty piece of work aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# You could
maybe understand it if the person had been horrible to them, or just pointed out to them that they're a dick, but Joliet has done fuck all. Me thinks the boy may have made his biggest faux pas yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I'll await my punishment which is surely imminent
also, read your blog today and wet myself

You now owe me a new pair of troosers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Oh thank you :)
Sadly it has been cancelled* due to mictoboy being a meanie**




*has not been cancelled.

**He is not a meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# It's ok.
It's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Mofaha, voice of reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# good rant man...let it all out ,let it all out
tension release tension release....nowt wrong wi'that:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *deploys emergency cartoon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Posting this, just, because
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I can understand what you're saying, but it's not like Joliet made nasty pictures of you.
I agree that B3ta is supposed to be 'everything goes' but every now and then people will be upset about stuff because they have strong feelings on the subject or personal experiences related to it.
I got pissed off with someone recently for slagging off the NHS, and the subsequent argument resulted in them leaving. In retrospect I was quite mean and I regret it, but arguments like that should at least stay within the original thread that spawned them and not turn into a personal vendetta. This is a bit childish m8, and not in the funny B3ta tradition of childish.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Troll
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# FUCK YOU PAEDO TROLL FACE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Paedo troll face?
*goes to Toys R Arse and buys up all stock for Xmas*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# who left?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This guy.
www.sickrik.com/users/profile.php?id=69450
Over this: www.sickrik.com/board/9703761
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# eh?We CAN'T "leave".......there is no way out
*prisoners of destiny*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You're right, we can't leave :(
This is why so many people try to get banned
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# In your defense,
I don't think you were horrible enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I secretly agree with you but I don't want to look like a complete cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# In his defence
I went in for a routine operation three years back and contracted an incurable disease when the surgeon left a packet of Jaffa Cakes inside me. They rotted in the end, and I was only given three weeks to live. I died not long afterwards. FUCKING NHS. Now my sad spirit sits at its ghostly keyboard tapping into B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# This is a sad story. It is because of mistakes like this that surgeons have now been banned from eating jaffa cakes whilst operating.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Too late for me, isn't it?
EH?

Are they still allowed to eat hot dogs? With mustard?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You can't expect them to perform a 2 hour operation without eating anything or drinking alcohol.
That's just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# you may have a point :(
but it's hard not to feel bitter.

especially when they spill some of it down their shirt and it drips into you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I think really it all comes down to wether or not it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# stupid cocksucker
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Don't you get involved! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# TROLL!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one, Mr B.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)