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you've been playing with watery nipples?

sounds like me in the shower

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

ah crap

I was going for a shower and got distracted

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

i always get distracted whilst showering

what with all that lather and rubbing soap all over myself...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

o rly

do you use dove or imperial leather, personally I find Dove has a better soapy lather

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

imperial leather

i never use anything else.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

now I have gone floppy

sorry its all about the dove

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

dove doesn't get you clean enough

but imperial leather leaves you smelling like a high-priced prostitute who's ready for action

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

I have Joop for that

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

joop is shit

original poison ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

the missus likes that

and Giorgio Beverley hills, its bloody expensive

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

Valentino V

Edit: FOR MEN OBVIOUSLY

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

GBH is too flowery for me

i tend to get a bottle of poison as a christmas present. fortunately, a little goes a long way.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

fuck it, i'm going to bed.

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)