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# I have been playing with water and ripples
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# you've been playing with watery nipples?
sounds like me in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ah crap
I was going for a shower and got distracted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# i always get distracted whilst showering
what with all that lather and rubbing soap all over myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# o rly
do you use dove or imperial leather, personally I find Dove has a better soapy lather
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# imperial leather
i never use anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# now I have gone floppy
sorry its all about the dove
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# dove doesn't get you clean enough
but imperial leather leaves you smelling like a high-priced prostitute who's ready for action
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I have Joop for that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# joop is shit
original poison ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)
# the missus likes that
and Giorgio Beverley hills, its bloody expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Valentino V
Edit: FOR MEN OBVIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# GBH is too flowery for me
i tend to get a bottle of poison as a christmas present. fortunately, a little goes a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# fuck it, i'm going to bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Nice!
Also, I am officially taking at least a day off b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# have a nice rest then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I bet you can't do it
without looking at the board at least once
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Remember the valium
might help that crash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# nice wave action!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)