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# Is that Darth Vader working as a fire starter?
Surely he could use the force?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# "Ok, which dickhead swapped my lightsaber for this joke one? Own up; don't make me go all force-choke on the whole team!"
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# if Vader were the bastard he claims to be, he'd smoke fat cuban cigars, lighting them with the force
bonus points for extra hard breathing

but no, he's a pussy really
"PADMEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *sobs*
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*force-chokes everyone who saw that*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)