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# You annoy me.
I ALWAYS respond to you, but you never respond to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I JUST TOLD YOU VAGUELY WHERE I LIVE!
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Hey dude,
I just totally slagged Calvin Harris off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I totally don't know who he is, but HIGH FIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Neither did I until he was on Never Mind the Buzzcocks!
Check it out!

twitpic.com/ocslj

Right, there are so many things wrong here that I don't even know where to start.

Primarily Calvin Harris, there is a distinct lack of Black/White/Mixed Pudding here!

HOW DARE YOU!

Secondly, what are those green bits? Parsley? Balls off! If I want greenery I will go into my garden or ask for lettuce on my burger!

Third off, those Eggs are murdered!

Fourth time round, do you realise how wrong this breakfast is now?, fourthly, is that even a word?, I don't care, fourthly, those chips are blatently raw.

Finally, grilled tomatoes are wholly wrong! You make me sick that you are proud of this breakfast.

Look, SADFACE!

:(

I hope you're happy. It's my birthday today too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Beans have been kept on the heat too long and have that sort of powdery shit that happens.
And there's no colour on that bacon, so it's probably not that well cooked.

I'd have the sausages though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FRIED SLICE?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:31, archived)
# No seriously, where the fuck is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I totally read "If I wanted greenery I will go into my garden and bugger a lettuce"
I'm disappointed that isn't what it actually says.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I am disappointed it doesn't say that too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Oh, happy birthday WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:37, archived)
# It's not my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:41, archived)
# You totally lied to me Whoop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:42, archived)
# No I didn't.
I lied to Calvin Harris. You just believe Calvin Harris. Clavin Harris is trying to break your heart!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:44, archived)