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# 'splain the rite of passage to me
let's hear it from a master goatseman
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# If my work laptop wasn't battling me every inch of the way, I'd post a graphic example. But perhaps that's for the best, cos somebody whines every time I post an innocuous pic with the hands.
Thing is, ellis, you've got to get the actual Goatse pic and cut out the actual hands, and then apply them to yr pic.

It's a big deal for some people, it seems. But surely it's the basic minimum for anyone posting a Goatse pic.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# and hell if you zoom in enough
you can't even see what it is you're cutting out, which makes even cutting out goatse hands relatively tame

they still look gross, mind, but that's no excuse for not doing something
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I don't find the goatse picture so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You're desensitised
all those hours staring at it have burned goatse into your brain. It's a bit like watching gonzo porn. After a few years of it you just can't get turned on without someone gobbing into a girls arse and yanking her head back by her hair.


edit: screw it. I'M A REPOSTING ATTENTION WHORE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Black hole boob!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# It's a bit under her armpit
damned cowboy plastic surgeons
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# actually, I hadn't paid that much attention
I'm not interested in posting goatse as an art form. To those who are, I hope you find lives soon:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Here we are, eventually.
And yes, I did make a bad job of it, but that's what the 'blur' tool is for, isn't it?

FREE Image Hosting, Resizing and Watermarking at Web2K.co.uk

(*grumbles about doing other people's work for them*)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# yea ok
It's not like I'll be doing another though. What little humour there is in it doesn't go very far, if you get my drift.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Use the pen tool. Quick, clean and easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)