She doesn't need to.... that's comedy gold!
'I went to the doctor to see if I had an eating disorder. 'Yes' he said'you can't stop eating them'
Oh my, my poor aching sides
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:55,
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you've only got a stitch cos of all that cake
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:59,
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Like I said - I know it's unfashionable.
I've never been very good at fashion.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:01,
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