I wish I was gay so loads of women would want to have sex with me because I'd be all gay and non-threatening.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:32,
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Start wearing make-up.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:34,
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That will only attract emo women
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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Depends what kind of make-up.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:48,
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