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# people are too logical to cold callers
when they ring me up I say IS THAT MIKE
er...no, it's BT
MIKE?
um...BT
MIKE, WHERE'VE YOU PUT ME TEETH?
um
THEY WERE ON THE LANDING
um...bye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:33, archived)
# or
them: 'is rachel there?'
me: 'rachel can't talk to you right now, she has my cock in her mouth'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# "Sorry, she passed away recently."
"At least, I think so, she's stopped struggling now..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)