I've been reminded of it every minute since the beardedwife woke up'can you cut me a slice of bread? If I use the knife I might chop my hand off'
'I can't do any washloads. I might electrocute myself!'
I was glad to go to work
('I can't do any washloads. I might electrocute myself!'
I was glad to go to work
Joliet,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:37,
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you mean YOU'VE LEFT HIM ON HIS OWN?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:51,
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He's wrapped up in a nice soft duvet and I've sellotaped pillows to all his extremitiesIf he kills himself it's his own fault
( Joliet,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:59,
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