Right, I'm gonna read thisand punt off for a pint!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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Ah Rob, you’ll know the answer to this…I’ve been invited to a christening this Sunday, I’m not religious and have not been christened myself so I have had to google christening etiquette in regards to what I should wear and what sort of present to buy. However, I can’t find out what is the acceptable level of wanking during the ceremony. Any ideas?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:33,
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Klan Uniform tends to go down well.I've been told. The amount of wanking is therefore up to you.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:35,
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Thanks mate, that was a close one...I was going to wear a suit *slaps forehead*luckily I just got my Klan uniform back from the dry cleaners
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:38,
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Well, a nice John Phillips suit would work also...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:52,
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i like to combine a Klan uniform with the burqa, then throw some ninja stars about to untterly baffle people
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:59,
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a quick dab of spunk on the baby's headanything more than a spot is considered bad form
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rob,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:38,
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Cheers, it's better to ask than get it wrong on the day.i'll do it after the vicar has finished "anointing" the babys face forehead
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:39,
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Anyone want to do the war memorials?Might be better using the OS maps as they have half of them already marked ;)
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thistle,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:56,
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