HahahahaJob is my favourite right now.
1 In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man wuz goodz, wif respeck fur teh Ceiling Cat and hated evilz.
2 Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,
3 And lots of mices and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts and stuff. srsly.
4 His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.
5 And Job wuz liek 'Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gotta pray, just in cases.'
6 Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Basement Cat wented two.
7 Ceiling Cat axt Basement Cat, 'Wher wuz u?' Basement Cat saied 'Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur urfs, wawking up and down uponz it.'
8 Teh Ceiling Cat sez 'Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me.'
9 'No wai!' sed Basement Cat.
10 'U just plyin favrits.
11 If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar.'
12 Then teh Ceiling Cat sez 'Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no givin Job owies.' And then Basement Cat went awai.
(1 In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man wuz goodz, wif respeck fur teh Ceiling Cat and hated evilz.
2 Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,
3 And lots of mices and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts and stuff. srsly.
4 His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.
5 And Job wuz liek 'Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gotta pray, just in cases.'
6 Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Basement Cat wented two.
7 Ceiling Cat axt Basement Cat, 'Wher wuz u?' Basement Cat saied 'Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur urfs, wawking up and down uponz it.'
8 Teh Ceiling Cat sez 'Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me.'
9 'No wai!' sed Basement Cat.
10 'U just plyin favrits.
11 If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar.'
12 Then teh Ceiling Cat sez 'Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no givin Job owies.' And then Basement Cat went awai.
boris the spider,
Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:53,
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I think I readthat they're going to issue LOLCat Bible books. I seriously fucking hope so because I'll buy them!
I'm going to start collecting the Brick Testament ones, too, but I really want the LOLCat ones.
(I'm going to start collecting the Brick Testament ones, too, but I really want the LOLCat ones.
boris the spider,
Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:07,
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^This. Very much.I want both, I do.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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