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# Ah fuck
Late to the party again.

(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# WANGBOT! ENGAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Watching Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Fuck me, Daffy is one unfunny, overrated finger-sniffing chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It is painful.
The bit with him and Martha Wainwright seriously made me cringe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I haven't got there yet - pray for me
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# *prays*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I for one do not believe that he actually thought she was Cerys Matthews.
I mean, I know he was above the set when the rest of them were introduced, but was he not paying attention at all?
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# This needs more diving board
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hair trigger ejeculate
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# They do awful things to robots like him in prison
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Psalm 23 :D
1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.

2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.

3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.

4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.

5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.

6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Job is my favourite right now.

1 In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man wuz goodz, wif respeck fur teh Ceiling Cat and hated evilz.
2 Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,
3 And lots of mices and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts and stuff. srsly.
4 His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.
5 And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gotta pray, just in cases."

6 Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Basement Cat wented two.
7 Ceiling Cat axt Basement Cat, "Wher wuz u?" Basement Cat saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur urfs, wawking up and down uponz it."
8 Teh Ceiling Cat sez "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."
9 "No wai!" sed Basement Cat.
10 "U just plyin favrits.
11 If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar."
12 Then teh Ceiling Cat sez "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no givin Job owies." And then Basement Cat went awai.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!
I love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I think I read
that they're going to issue LOLCat Bible books. I seriously fucking hope so because I'll buy them!

I'm going to start collecting the Brick Testament ones, too, but I really want the LOLCat ones.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
I want both, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# like fuck em in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Without lube
Metallic bum-rape. There's nothing worse, except perhaps a metallic blow-job.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# interface them in the rear co-axil socket.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Sounds to me like plugging a scart lead into a usb port :/
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# thanks for noticing my size.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# megatron is in solitary
for his own safety
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# This is a sensible move
on the part of the prison authorities.

That Ultra Magnus is one raging bull queer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# galvatron is the daddy in this lock up
and don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Wouldn't that be a kind of
mixture of rape and masturbation? I mean, Galvatron *is* Megatron. It'd be like coming back in time and fucking yourself up the bum. Demeaning, certainly, but would it be rape?

Philosophers will ponder this question for literally seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# i like to expand peoples horizons
and contemplate the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# A noble cause
I applaud you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# He's being buggered by himself from the future???
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# MY FOOT FEELS FUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)