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# The solution is to get
them used to not eating so much. After a few weeks of incessant meowing one of three things will happen:

1) They'll get used to eating less.

2) They'll go and live with the nice lady down the road that treats them like the gods they are.

3) They'll kill you while you sleep, take out credit cards in your name, and live off take-away pizza.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# 4) They die and you get to make tickle sticks out of their tails.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)