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# There's no telling some people...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# *paints with matchsticks*
FAT CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# at sig...
oh my god!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Oh mommy! Oh daddy!
Let's all play kabaddi!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Kittehs ftw!
Why am fat cat draw on TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Fat cats!
My two cats need to go on a diet.

But they are ALWAYS hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# The solution is to get
them used to not eating so much. After a few weeks of incessant meowing one of three things will happen:

1) They'll get used to eating less.

2) They'll go and live with the nice lady down the road that treats them like the gods they are.

3) They'll kill you while you sleep, take out credit cards in your name, and live off take-away pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# 4) They die and you get to make tickle sticks out of their tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)