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# had a massive shit
that made your ring bleed
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# no, that was me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# goatsepoo
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# the perfect advert for dulcolax
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# oh don't
I had to listen to my mum going on about her fucking bowels on the phone yesterday.

again.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# i had to listen to my mum
telling me how lovely and warm it was in spain yesterday, while i was sat here listening to howling winds and torrential rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# mums.
fucking slags.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha!
my parents have been married almost 40 years, they're still at it like rabbits, it's sickening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# What's up Doc or more Jessica?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# definitely jessica
of all the women in the world, that cartoon vixen is the only one i'd ever consider turning rug muncher for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# what, eating their own poo?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# um
no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# no, though as a sufferer of quite obdurate haemorrhoids, it is by no means a bad guess.
makes cycling an S&M pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)