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# Conquered a small South American country using only a cardboard tube
and some Marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# marmite should be used more to decide important political issues
no more left-wing right-wing bollocks.

just love-it hate-it.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# marmite conquers all
and coats it in a delicious beefy blanket
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# nononononononononononono!!!
marmite is not beef.

you're thinking of bovril.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# but it tastes beefy!
although bovril is also delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# no, though as a professional structural packaging designer,
i would have confidence in my wood fibre based weaponry, yeast spread or no yeast spread. i would probably go for French Guiana.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# anywhere with french in the title is a viable target
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# They'd surrender within minutes
It's traditional.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# that's why their arrogance confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# having looked into it a bit more...
...french Guiana is still part of france - it uses the euro and everything! and though small compared to lots of other SA countries, it is still the size of portugal.

perhaps we should try an island, or an african country?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Isle of Wight
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Too many panthers
How about Rockall?
"Come to Rockall, we don't have panthers."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i've always fancied a trip tot he isles of scilly.
somehow, that sounds right for a b3ta military junta...

the B3tan Scilly Republic.

i don't mind bringing the sandwiches, if someone can source the knives and guns,
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# french connection?
where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# under the white flag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)