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# that is the best image of a seal pigeon pooing that I have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# isn't it just.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I cheated
It's filtered.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# What kind of bastardry?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
# The trials of the modern world of art
A bit of posterising, a quick oil painting filter, a touch of unsharp mask, and then this fine photo of a seal pigeon shitting becomes a superb picture of a seal pigeon shitting.

You can't trust artists anymore. Whom can you trust? :( Certainly not the people who taught me grammar because I'm buggered if I know whether that "whom" should be "who" or "whom". You trust *in* someone, so it's probably in dative, so it would be whom. Yeah. YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Good artists copy
Great artists hide their sources
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Even better ones lie about it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# the wry grin and the satisfied squint suggest that the animal has selected a target
and is confident that the payload will deploy successfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)
# It's on that naked lady's boobs
Any bird would be pleased with that.

This one missed:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)
# She is glum because she was born with a malformed cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Probably comes from a childhood spent
eating leftover chips from substandard chippies
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# That could also explain the ingrained smears of chipfat on her upper bill and forefeathers
THIS IS SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)