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# delurk
(darkwavepunk, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Fuck off you with your talent and your pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Hey, I'm old...
"Profile for darkwavepunk: # a member for 7 years, 1 month and 26 days"

You're lucky it wasn't a cave painting of a cock ;)
(darkwavepunk, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# It was a backhanded insult. If you read it again you'll see I called you talented.
And that you had pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I stand corrected...
said the man in the orthopedic shoes
(darkwavepunk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# fuck off you with your talent and your orthopedic shoes
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# fuck off with your fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# wait when did they start posting pictures on /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# do a cavepainting of a cock!
do it do it do it do it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:33, archived)
# i'm not sure what's going on here
but i like it.
that octopus looks like it's broken one of its knitting needles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# It's even got the right number of tentacles
I counted just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I count 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Put yours away.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# If you count the tips, not the shafts, there's 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Is there?
Fuck. I've forgotten how to count.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# don't worry
counting shafts gets me all flustered too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Wrong.
You must be counting that other tentacle type thing emerging from behind the inappropriate head.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# number 9 isn't a tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# It's long thin and has suckers.
Coming from a concealed point of origin the logicial deduction is that it comes from the octosquid squidipus, which has lots of long thin things with suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Nonosquid
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I was merging the word octopus and squid, but yes you are correct.
I am changing octosquid to squidipus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# it's more snakelike than tentacular
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# It looks like a road to me, from the castle.
It doesn't have suckers, but central markers, as a road would.

GAME, SET, AND CHECKMATE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# But they're not thin enough to be central markers. And roads are dark and the markers light, not the other way around.
And they're rounded. They're suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
# The suckers are concentric rings, the road markings are filled rounded rectangles.
The proportions are artistic, not realistic.

To be fair, though, I don't care :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I was right,
9 clearly isn't an octopus tentacle as it doesn't have suction pads. Just rectangular black bits.
I DEMAND A FULL WRITTEN MISPELLED APOLOGY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ^ this
The apology to be written in Urdu too pls.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# You see rectangles, I see suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# One born every minute
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# YOU SEE WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I'm happy in my faith.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# i'm happy in a bath full of maltesers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oh no, that would be horrible. They would melt, and chocolate would be EVERYWHERE.
Oh. Oh, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# and before they melt
they give a delightful massage effect
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# *Invades*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# conspiracy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# *Disputes the mouth/tentacle*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Octopus denier!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Oh, right. I should have read this first, see above.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Looks like the road to hell
Headman is obviously fearing the daily commute to work, chess games and jester poles. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Wow this is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# not as good as my latest masturpiece though
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# fuck, the vagina looks like a monkey's mouth on its side
and the penis looks kind of like one of those fish from mario
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# my mouth looks nothing like a vagina!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I have to say
Although I like your sense of proportion, the colouring is all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I did a drawling.
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Phwooar
Though he looks like he's got some congenital disease that gives him a lack of forehead. I can't remember what it's called in English but it's Froschkopf in German.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Foreheads are overrated.
Shoulders are back in fashion now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Damn it, I'm never fashionable
Just when I start to lose my hair, foreheads aren't in fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# If you're having a shit picture thread then I want in
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# just beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# nice platforms
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# iron crabs? where's the point in that?
you can't eat an iron crab
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Phantom Crab?
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# no!
phantom crabs make a far too ethereal meal!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Silver Crab?
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# So shiny!
Also: what a lot of crabs you've got!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Much better than phantom crab. Fuck "The Phantom" - he is a superhero without superpowers! Even Batman has gadgets...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Couldn't he summon the power of 10 tigers
or some other wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Maybe. There was a film with him on TV tonight, and I watched about 5 mins.
Come to think of it, he did summon a dog to help him in a fight. That was mildly lame.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# He was pretty strong, he had guns
but he had a fucking ring with a skull that could scar you. BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE THAT YOU UNBLEMISHED BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# *ahem*
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Excellent touch on the BatCrab logo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I genuinely didn't expect anyone to notice or
understand that :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i like this one
although inedible, silver crab makes a fine jewellery item
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, yes he does.
Sort of hard to capture though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I like his crabby style. And his serious facial expression.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# You have a worrying amount of lovely lovely crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# that is the best image of a seal pigeon pooing that I have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# isn't it just.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I cheated
It's filtered.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# What kind of bastardry?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
# The trials of the modern world of art
A bit of posterising, a quick oil painting filter, a touch of unsharp mask, and then this fine photo of a seal pigeon shitting becomes a superb picture of a seal pigeon shitting.

You can't trust artists anymore. Whom can you trust? :( Certainly not the people who taught me grammar because I'm buggered if I know whether that "whom" should be "who" or "whom". You trust *in* someone, so it's probably in dative, so it would be whom. Yeah. YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Good artists copy
Great artists hide their sources
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Even better ones lie about it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# the wry grin and the satisfied squint suggest that the animal has selected a target
and is confident that the payload will deploy successfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)
# It's on that naked lady's boobs
Any bird would be pleased with that.

This one missed:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)
# She is glum because she was born with a malformed cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Probably comes from a childhood spent
eating leftover chips from substandard chippies
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# That could also explain the ingrained smears of chipfat on her upper bill and forefeathers
THIS IS SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Booooooooooobs!


Edit: Goddamn motherfucking photobucket deleting my boobs! Yes, I kow it's my fault for using the stupid site.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# NOT BADLY DRAWN ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Sorry
Photobucket
Is this better?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Much :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# yes, they are, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# DREAD CTHULU COMETH!
That is fantastic. I was going to repost in this thread but I don't want to sully it, so instead I'll just say how brilliant it is.

Is that an old-style milk bottle in Cthulu's tentacle?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Didn't want to sully it?
Hahahaha oh I feel slightly ashamed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# *You* feel ashamed?
Look what you made me do!

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)
# The cork popping out of the bottle tells me
that was some wild party!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Inappropriate face is giving me FEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Nice stuff. A Q&D colourizing of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Fuck.
Good job!

/Sega Bass Fishing
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# awesome
That's damn cool. What tool did you use to do that? I stick with pens and pencils as I'm a Luddite.
(darkwavepunk, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Pshop. But most any image editor can do it.
Use color layers and paint on it. Setup can help, I used four
layers set at different opacities for that. Goes really quickly
once you know how the colours will end up when placed in.
That's actually the only hard part. Glad you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Utterly brilliant
Especially given how quickly you did it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# this thread fucking rules
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# This is epic but a little bit scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Heh. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Look what you've started with your ambiguous tentacles!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:19, archived)