I assumed he'd been peeing.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:35,
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I thought he'd been shitting on his hands
and then painting.
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boris the spider,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:40,
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You can tell because there's P on his jumper.
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8E74 Contains highly ironic acid,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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I assumed he'd
been fisting an anthropomorphosised hedgehog
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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I assumed he'd been rubbing his hands
all over Richard Whiteley's dead face.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:47,
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