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# Oh HAI!
I is recently discovered deep aquatic beastie and I wants crawlings in your nose-hole and make love at your brian! Hope you no mind!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# HAIS THERE
waves
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Does this picture turn you on?
;)
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# Needs some eyebrows
then we'll talk.

Arf
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# What do you think...
...those things above its eyes are?

Not that I know. I just thought maybe they would do as eyebrows.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Those are for poking termites surely
And detecting Dolphins...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Deep-sea
termites.

And tickling dolphins.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I though deep sea termites were mythical demi-gods of the ocean...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# No, they're semi-mythical
full gods. So they do exist, some of the time, but when they do, they are to be mercilessly poked by deep-sea beasties.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# So they are like the force?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I will leave this discovery
up to your own experimentation.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Detective Dolphin! He'll change your Tuna!
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# BOSH!
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# Arf!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh hai, Aquatic Ronnie Corbett!
Can you juggle?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hai there sea beastie!
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# ARGHH!
KILL IT WITH TOILET DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Great you've found the cure for wine flew !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Prevention is better than cure.
Therefore I'm going to kill myself now, to prevent myself getting it, because that would be better than getting cured. YAY!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# If you leave your body to science and they do find out what it was . . . thank you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *forwards to Brian*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Sings hey to you !
good day to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ohai
happy sea beastie! How goes your day in the aquatic deeps?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# It is all good.
I is floats around. Meets other beasties. Eats other beasties. Poops out little bits of other beasties. Sometimes I dies.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That sounds like a LOVELY day
Apart from the dying bit. Pweese don't die. Not till I've loved you and snuggled you and called you George.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Please don't die sweet lil aquatic beastie. That will make me all upset.
You don't want to make me all upset, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)