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# HOW THE CUNTING FUCK
is raspberry ripple supposed to operate that wheelchair with no hands??

YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THROUGH YOU MASSIVE COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Oi dickwad,
I am actually working on the Pilot to pitch this to BBC3 tomorrow. That is going to be the joke for this long running series on BBC3. I have worked out that each show on BBC3 is only allowed one joke for its entire run, that was my joke. Now you have ruined it. Cheers fucknugget!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You're welcome :)
I don't watch BBC3, I used to but it's too unbearably shite so I don't really know what you're on about tbh.

So I'll just call you a nutsack instead.

You nutsack.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! NUTSACK!
I don't watch BBC3 ever either. However, when I did watch it, any "comedy" show I ever did see only seemed to have one joke. Apart from the sketch shows. Which were a collection of one jokes.

CF Little Britain, Catherine Tate, Horne and Corden, Masterchef
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# The evidence for your hypothesis is overwhelming.
Here, have a PhD.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Oooh, thank you.
Can I add it in my sig? I'm gonna add it in my sig....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *thumbs up*
Dr. Sushi.

Sounds like a bond villain.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
"Do you exshpect me to talk?"

"No, I expect you to fall into wafer thin pieces and then stick to rice! Mwahahaha!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)