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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
wonderfully realised.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ello, doc. Haven't coincided with you for bloody ages. Keeping alright?
(btw: while we're on the subject of pernicious influences from Scotland, I went into my local chippie today and they've suddenly started doing battered Mars bars. 90p a pop. Apparently there's been a strong groundswell of demand from children, according to the employee who didn't realise she was talking to a reporter from her local paper and has accidentally started a shitstorm with her happy loose tongue.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I'm not bad ta
looking for work, but have a contract extension at the current job to tide me over.

re: the mars bars, I've never had one, but I'm glad that cunts like you no longer have the moral high ground

how you getting on?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Very well, thanks. In the middle of another redundancy hurricane as usual. Chances of career being ended by Dec 31: around 50%.
The woman in the chip shop gave me some other facts:

a) nobody has so far ordered one with chips, and
b) occasionally, for a mischievous laugh, the staff ask: "Salt and vinegar?" when serving one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# it's "Insane amount of salt and a Doner?" in Glasgow
good luck with not being destitute. When I finally get a job, send me your details, and you can clean my gutters once a month.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Work outdoors? I'd be dead within a fortnight.
Some 15-20 years ago, there was a chippie I'd go into after visiting one of them nightclubs (if I'd been drinking).
After asking "Salt and vinegar?", to which one would automatically signal assent, the sneaky cunt'd follow up, in an insinuating, mumbling undertone, with "mushroom in batter?" or "cauliflower in batter?"

What a cunt. Using out-their-face revellers as lab rats for his obscene low-cost deep-fat frying experiments.

Once or twice I accidentally nodded along with him, and arrived home with a cold £1 portion of cauliflower in batter. Which is as nice as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# The force is strong in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Me too.
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Not just me then.
I thought I might get b&.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# We might both get bampersand.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# *Uses harpoons and tow-cables*
Me too, I've never even seen the films, or owt, 'n' shit.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# We should start the b3ta "Star wars is shit" club.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Fuck that! We should have a separate board!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I'm not sure we should take it so far
We should go about our business and move along.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# ...silently swearing at every fucking Yoda/stormtrooper/At-at.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# yes
and hardly ever stalking and killing sw fans
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# hehe.........your not alone
omg a full bleedin'day of it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)