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# Wanted war criminal Andrea Mosaic has been captured today.
Mosaic was found in Sarajevo zoo where he had spent the last 12 years masquerading as an Indian elephant. Mosaic had blended into his surroundings by growing a prominent trunk; however, it is unclear how he could have escaped undetected in this guise for 12 years. Mosaic's 2nd book, 'Ha ha, I'm a pissing elehant', published by Hodder and Stoughton, is out on Monday.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hehehehe!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Well Radovan Karadžic was an 'expert' in the field of quantum healing/alternative medicine for a while
and there was that Afghani warlord who ran a pizza place in south london.

I imagine conversations between the defendants waiting to be tried for war crimes, like : "So, how did you hide out? A pizza place, you say?"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# "you just hid in a hole in the ground?
Fucking idiot!"
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)