There's nothing you can make up the interwebs can't provide for real anymore is there?
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:26,
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...giggled like a schoolboy whenever the maintenance guy would announce over the PA, "blow the pig on line 23"
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:28,
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Also, where it says 'providing turnkey services' at the bottom, I read it as 'providing turkey services' and now I'm imagining that inside each pod thing, there is a beautifully cooked turkey that can be delivered at any time... *sigh*
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:27,
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The SUPER JAVELINA is totally covered with wire brush straps in a slight spiral pattern
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:32,
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Although, I have always envied goatse's astonishing cleanliness and that might just be how he acheived it.
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Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:37,
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